Review by: Charlene Rance - Metal Team UK Zine

Four Porno death Metal bands from around the globe shoved into one CD you say? From Tokyo to Australia and still managing to get an album put together is quite impressive. So let’s have a gander..

The first of the four part album is Australia’s Cuntscrape (‘The Mighty Scrape’), formed in 2006 and a band who have already released a previous split CD. The first track ‘March of the V.A.G comes in with a beastly riff, but vocal wise, hmm not so much, sounding like a pissed-up Danzig. However, the growly vocals are pretty good! With ‘Vaginomicon’ I felt the need to crank the volume up, the drumming furious and the vocals black and brutal. A lot like Shagrath but a little more ‘Manned up’. ‘Giving Head to Mr Ed’! hahaha!! How could I not give this one a mention, the title itself is genius, but the intro talk even better (You’re going to have to buy this to know what it says, but not for the weaker of stomach). The groovyness and the sick lyrics to this one are superb!. Mr Ed sure had a night to remember!. The track names alone are enough to make me like this album; ‘Armed hold up at the Wank Bank’ with a sample of Pulp Fiction on there, and ‘Teddy Got Fingered’ another stonker with a catchy and bouncy riff.

Malaysia’s Goresluts offer 4 tracks of craziness, including ‘Triple Cums in Bossa Bukkake’. Angry vocals galore and perfect music to put you in the mood for a pit/punching someone in the face (not that I’m saying it’s good to do that, no siree!!). Not liking the song titles as much from these guys, but the band on a whole sound a lot more offensive and in your face than the first.

Rezume, formed in 2008 are Indonesia’s Death Porn Metallers. Having only previously releasing a demo they scored it big with this one... starting off with ‘Distimulasi Payudara’ serving up a dirty riff of filth, which the only reaction to the listener is gonna be ‘OOOOOOOH!!! While pulling your best evil face. The pig grunting vocals and the porno lady in the background makes this track a definite winner. ‘Fucking Every Hole’ is another class piggy grunting track, but a little too similar to the first one. ‘Shoot My Fucking Ass’ was a bit of a let down, the drumming sounded like an old fashioned typewriter having an epileptic fit!

Tokyo’s Morbid Vision (Who apparently got together after a drinking session) ends this magnificent set of porno, grind, piggy and very awesome 4 part cd with some drum rolls and vocals which sound like they come straight off some Tokyo styled gangster film. Riffs a plenty and more groove especially with ‘Jedi Butcher’ which almost sounds a bit Punk too. Closing the cd with the track ‘Biotech is Godzilla’ which to be fair, is yet another cracking track, but in all honesty, makes no sense vocal wise, then again what Death metal track does?

I really don’t have much else to say on this one, it really needs to be heard!

Review source: Cuntscrape / Goresluts / Rezume / Morbid Vision - Split My Bitch Up Review